Health Care Reform

Indignity. Now, we here at P&SGO! know that in these trying economic times every little bit helps. So we know what you are thinking. "How dare this little rapscallion ask the pharmacy to waste printer ink on the "Petey Dog" on that sub-clinical dose of Phenobarbital label! It's scandalous, that little pineapple!! What about my pension for working at the pine cone factory?!!! My daughter who is very intelligent says she has to pay a lot of money for medicine now because of teachers and the President and the Pope!!!! And why must it say Petey "Dog"? Is it because of that rap?!!!!!" That's exactly what you're thinking right? I have been levied that critique before. And so again, in this economy, we want to appear as sensitive as possible and give our enlightened readership every assurance that these wasteful extravagances in our daily med rituals are purely unintended and furthermore that we now contribute no less than 1% of our admittedly hulking royalty checks to not only our own health care costs (!) but to noteworthy healthy stuff oriented charities like BAND-AID and USA FOR IONIC BREEZES FOR AFRICA (It's dusty there I guess). Lastly, we want everyone to know that the "Dog" in "Petey Dog" is not intended to be there in the sense that "DAWG", "DAG", or even "MANG" might be used and in no way is there as a colloquial attachment to my name the way one might call their friend Jimbo "J-DOG". It is there solely to prevent this controlled substance from being given to say a non-epileptic human baby which in this economy I think we can all agree would be the most wasteful thing of all.

Ciao

-P